Mandatory Office Equipment

Effective immediately, all employees will be required to maintain in their workplace the following mandatory office equipment, ("MOE") and shall become familiar with its proper use.

The intent is to relieve stress, promote a friendly work environment, and assist employees in generally coping with their co-workers and supervisors.

We hope that this will help you and promote a friendlier work environment.

Enjoy your day.

The Management

P.S. May also be used at home on weekends.

All employees are to keep with them MOE consisting of two (2) paperclips and two (2) elastic bands. See Figure 1 below.

Fig 1: MOE - Paperclips and Elastic Bands

If you do not already have access to this equipment, please get it from the supply cabinet. All MOE shall be assembled and kept ready as shown in Figure 2.

Fig 2: MOE Assembly

Whenever an employee deems it necessary, or if your supervisor drops off a ton of work on your desk 15 minutes before quitting time on a Friday, place MOE on head as illustrated in Figure 3.

Fig 3: Proper MOE application